Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Merry August Chickmas!

On a private message board I belong to, I usually do a White Christmas theme for our August Chickmas (What we call Rudy Day)

This is my post for today (Straight repeat GLU chickies, with language cleaned up a tad... so no need to read further!)

Let me start off by stating emphatically that I am not suggesting you have trumpets and clarinets   
decorating the mantle, nor tubas and saxophones all leaned up a-gin the tree.   

I don’t know about you, but I somehow doubt that I'd be able to pull this off.   

In my house, it'd just look like someone forgot to put the stuff away.   
(Come to think of it, there are a couple guitars in the middle of the living room floor at any given time, and I think there IS a clarinet under the couch)   
As I have mentioned before, Mr. Christmas Heart is very musical, you see, so I love to incorporate music in my Christmas, and I love the way sheet music looks,  and I think there are some cute ideas here, especially if you were having a Caroling Party.   
Which I have never known anyone to have, by the way, despite the fact that darn near every year   at least one Holiday magazine uses it as a feature article.   

I have been caroling, don't get me wrong, and we usually had a little cider to drink while we were doing it, although the  singing was almost always better when we had hot chocolate and peppermint Schnapps instead of cider....but I can't say as I have ever been to or heard of anyone else going to or having what you could call an actual Caroling Party.   
Or a tree-trimming party, for that matter, cuz I mean who the heck wants someone else to decorate their tree???    (Other than our Grammy Girlfriend, of course!!!  )
Hang the lights on the tree, you betcha, and I'd even spring for hot chocolate with peppermint Schnapps, but you'd want them to leave right after the lights were hung so you could decorate the tree your own dang self and it seems seems awfully rude to just run someone off like that, and it could also get you arrested if they had too much peppermint Schnapps in their hot chocolate.   

And let's face it, getting arrested would put quite the damper on your Christmas season, so you'd just as well drink the bottle of Schnaps yourself, and hang the dang lights on the tree while you're at it.   
Mind you, if you WERE to have a Caroling Party, wouldn't the stars make darling favors?    

I'd make ornaments instead of a tree topper, though...and it'd take a sweet forever, and probably drive me insane and cost a fortune.   

A bottle of peppermint Schnapps for everyone would be much easier, and cheaper, too.   
Not that I am having a Caroling Party, because there [i]is[/i] no such thing.   
But I LOVE the way these place cards look, and no, I don't know how much the lyres cost, nor how they get 'em on the rings.

And mercy sakes, the CUTENESS of that stocking!!  

Does it look like it's made out of a brown paper sack to you, too? A bottle of Schnapps would slip right down in there…

(I have been informed that the the rings come with the lyres, so clarinet players can read the music. Thus my  ignorance is enlightened. I was a Drama Queen, not a Band Hag.) ( Hag ain't what they called 'em, btw, but it's a different world now!)

Next up are a couple of very simple crafts...easy to do in the heat; I would think you could crank out several in an hour:

Bookmark/Book thongs

I think this is the DARLINGEST place card idea! Imagine how cute a table full would be!
Thanks, LuLu!

A place where it really IS coolish now!

As an FYI:

August is Month of the Elf: Time to plan Elf activities. Get out some planner sheets and jot down any “pranks” your elf might do and also check your elf gifts (did you pick up some items after Christmas for the elf to bring this year?)

 Don’t forget “experience gifts” are lots of fun with the elf. So be sure and include making cookies or going to the theater to take in the newest Christmas movie (the elf goes too, of course!) The elf can present the tickets as a surprise! If your elf is writing notes….get a jump start and craft a couple this month so they are all ready when the busy holiday season arrives!

A reminder to always be on the lookout for stocking stuffers...this is a GREAT month to pick up school supplies...pens, pencils, post-to notes, tape, etc make GREAT stuffers for grown-ups, too!

Beachy/Summery/ 4th of July things are probably starting to get really cheap, an should be picked up  now for stuffers, or maybe even Christmas in July next year. Or as a good base for gift baskets, or a Winter-Pick-Me-Up/Winter Blues Buster sort of gift for anyone you know who gets the blues  in the depths of winter.

And finally.....our Soul Food!  (A bit hokey, but sweet!)

The Parable of the Birds

There was once a man who didn't believe in God, and he didn't hesitate to let others know how he felt about religion and religious holidays, like Christmas.

His wife, however, did believe, and she raised their children to also have faith in God and Jesus, despite his disparaging comments.

One snowy Christmas Eve, his wife was taking their children to a Christmas Eve service in the farm community in which they lived. She asked him to come, but he refused. "That story is nonsense!" he said. "Why would God lower Himself to come to Earth as a man? That's ridiculous!"

So she and the children left, and he stayed home. A while later, the winds grew stronger and the snow turned into a blizzard. As the man looked out the window, all he saw was a blinding snowstorm. He sat down to relax before the fire for the evening. Then he heard a loud thump. Something had hit the window. Then another thump. He looked out, but couldn't see more than a few feet.

When the snow let up a little, he ventured outside to see what could have been beating on his window. In the field near his house he saw a flock of wild geese. Apparently they had been flying south for the winter when they got caught in the snowstorm and could not go on. They were lost and stranded on his farm, with no food or shelter.They just flapped their wings and flew around the field in low circles, blindly and aimlessly. A couple of them had flown into his window, it seemed.

The man felt sorry for the geese and wanted to help them. The barn would be a great place for them to stay, he thought. It is warm and safe; surely they could spend the night and wait out the storm. So he walked over to the barn and opened the doors wide, then watched and waited, hoping they would notice the open barn and go inside. But the geese just fluttered around aimlessly and did not seem to notice the barn or realize what it could mean for them.

The man tried to get their attention, but that just seemed to scare them and they moved further away. He went into the house and came back out with some bread, broke it up, and made a breadcrumbs trail leading to the barn. They still didn't catch on. Now he was getting frustrated. He got behind them and tried to shoo them toward the barn, but they only got more scared and scattered in every direction except toward the barn.

Nothing he did could get them to go into the barn where they would be warm and safe. "Why don't they follow me?!" he exclaimed. "Can't they see this is the only place where they can survive the storm?" He thought for a moment and realized that they just wouldn't follow a human. "If only I were a goose, then I could save them," he said out loud. Then he had an idea. He went into the barn, got one of his own geese, and carried it in his arms as he circled around behind the flock of wild geese. He then released it. His goose flew through the flock and straight into the barn -- and one by one the other geese followed it to safety.

He stood silently for a moment as the words he had spoken a few minutes earlier replayed in his mind: "If only I were a goose, then I could save them!" Then he thought about what he had said to his wife earlier. "Why would God want to be like us? That's ridiculous!"

Suddenly it all made sense. That is what God had done. We were like the geese -- blind, lost, perishing. God had His Son become like us so He could show us the way and save us. That was the meaning of Christmas, he realized.

As the winds and blinding snow died down, his soul became quiet and pondered this wonderful thought. Suddenly he understood what Christmas was all about, why Christ had come. Years of doubt and disbelief vanished like the passing storm. He fell to his knees in the snow, and prayed his first prayer:

"Thank You, God, for coming in human form to get me out of the storm!


  1. What a fun post-this was so entertaining and full of great ideas! You are a sweetie for adding a link to my blog too-thank you!

    I had never heard that story about the man and the geese-I am so glad you shared it.

    I am off now to go and research elves-thanks for letting me know about this!

    Best wishes,

  2. Love your blog; so filled with stories and ideas! I will have to come back when I have more time to peruse it. Nice to 'meet' you.


  3. What a fun post to read - love the Christmas Spirit 365!


  4. I've never heard this story- I love it!

  5. Your blog is great!! I love christmas and it is so nice to see another Christmas blog out there. BTW I love Peppermint Schnopps and hot chocolate!!!

  6. WOWZA!! Another Christmas Blog!! Love it, will be back later when I have more time to spend!!
    Debbie@A Debbie-Dabble Christmas

  7. This was a great post, I loved it. That story at the end was touching.

    I've never heard of the Christmas Elf tradition?

    I like your wit and the sense of humor in your writing :p

  8. Oh, I just came across your blog....Love it!
    I am your newest follower!
    Thank you for sharing!
    Have a wonderful evening!

  9. Hi Tammy!
    This was a great post, I loved it.
    Hugs and have a nice week!


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